I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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