my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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