I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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