they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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