We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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