Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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