so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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