are you still at the devil's house?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
