I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
