I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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