Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I have fence marks all over my body
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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