WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Randomize
