their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
