Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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