and i looked up. we had an audience...
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize
