Don't you send me to vm
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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