my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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