How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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