Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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