I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Help. Why am I so naked?
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