the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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