Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
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