just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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