I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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