She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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