do herpes really smell.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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