no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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