Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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