If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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