Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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