New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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