school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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