It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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