thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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