If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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