Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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