dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
The uberlube is also flammable
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
