How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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