Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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