Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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