Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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