BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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