Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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