Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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