The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Randomize
