She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Im part way to drunk.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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