hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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