i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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