when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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