we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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