I'm drive I can fine osifer
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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