he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Blood and glitter go together right?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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