i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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