Dual....:-)
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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