It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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