you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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